A few thoughts that occurred as this evening unfolded:

1. I’m looking forward to the time when Drunk History does an episode on the Trump administration — provided America survives his Presidency.
2. Alcohol is the great enabler — it lowers my inhibitions enough to allow me to raid the stash of Tastykakes in the panty, which were ostensibly purchased for the kids’ lunches.
3. It’s a good thing for everyone who knows me that I wasn’t properly made aware of The Smiths when I was in high school.
4. Thankfully, alcohol does not deter me from using words such as “ostensibly.”